So, the President of the United States tried to buy Greenland… and Denmark laughed in his face. Imagine being so delusional that an entire country ROASTS you like a Christmas ham. 🇩🇰🔥 #Embarrassing Trump thought he could buy a massive chunk of the Arctic like it was a golf resort. Spoiler alert: Not everything is for sale. If it were, he'd have bought a new personality. #GreenlandAintForSale Denmark's Prime Minister called the idea "absurd." Which, to be fair, is the polite way of saying, “Is this guy clinically insane?” Meanwhile, Greenland's government basically said, “Yeah, no thanks. We’ve seen your real estate portfolio, and we'd rather stay frozen than end up like Atlantic City.” 🏚️ #GreenlandDodgedABullet This whole thing is proof that you *can* destroy a country by just being a clown. Imagine having the most powerful military on Earth and still being laughed at by a country known for LEGOs and pickled herring. #SuperpowerToSuperEmbarrassment But let’s be honest—Greenland isn’t even the coldest thing Trump’s ever touched. That honor still belongs to Melania. ❄️😬 #IceQueen And people still wonder why America’s global reputation is in freefall. Between this and the whole bleach-injection pandemic briefing, at this point, the U.S. isn’t a country—it’s a reality show no one wants to admit they watch. #FromSuperpowerToSitcom -
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